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A Prayer to Pay Off Student Loans Cocktail Candle

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If your eyes bulge each month at the size of your student loan payment, and it feels like you’ll be paying off that debt forever and ever, you’re not alone. 44.7 million. That’s how many other people are in just about the same spot as you. So while we hope that our country will sort out the high-interest nightmare that befalls those who quest for higher education, don’t stress it. Light this candle and whisper a little thanks for what you’ve already achieved. And when the candle is all burned out, maybe raise a glass to an end that’s closer than it might feel.

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Natural Wax
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Dishwasher Safe
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Light the candle and enjoy its warm glow. Afterwards, rinse with boiling water and you have yourself a whiskey glass! Each glass features an elegant design evoking exploration in your devoted field. They are hand-poured with a natural, pure burning blend of coconut, soy and beeswax and ignitable by wooden wick. 100% USA made & dishwasher safe.

Since these candles are poured by hand, some imperfections are natural and are part of the character of each unique piece. See our blog for more information.

Volume 11 oz
Height 3.5"
Width 3.25"
Material Glass
Care Dishwasher Safe
Origin USA Made
Wax All-Natural Coconut, Beeswax, Soy Blend
Scent Naturally scented with beeswax and coconut
Wick FSC-Certified wood whisper wick
Make Poured by hand

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Leslie K.
United States United States

Best candle

As someone who is stuck in paying off student loans, this cheers me up immensely. I have it sitting in my living room for all to see.

Illeana A.
United States United States

Fun gift!

I enjoy these candles! I got them as graduation gifts. They don't really have a smell but the wax burns nice and clean and cast a good glow. Excited to use the whiskey glass when the candles burn out

Pamela W.
United States United States

So sarcastic

Love the sarcasm!

Kathy S.
United States United States

Cute candle

Not sure if it worked but I still like it.

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