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A Prayer For Useful Data Cocktail Candle
$ 36.00
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You’ve tried everything else, you’ve begged, bargained and pleaded with the gods of good data, so here’s a candle to light when you just need one good data set. What harm could it do? This candle is 100% as effective as prayer and guaranteed to work! …and if it doesn’t, rinse with boiling water, fill with whiskey and toast to a good try.
Natural Wax
Handmade
USA Made
Dishwasher Safe
Compostable Packaging
Carbon Neutral Shipping & Operations
Light the candle and enjoy its warm glow. Afterwards, rinse with boiling water and you have yourself a whiskey glass! Each glass features an elegant design evoking exploration in your devoted field. They are hand-poured with a natural, pure burning blend of coconut, soy and beeswax and ignitable by wooden wick. 100% USA made & dishwasher safe.
Since these candles are poured by hand, some imperfections are natural and are part of the character of each unique piece. See our blog for more information.
| Volume | 11 oz |
| Height | 3.5" |
| Width | 3.25" |
| Material | Glass |
| Care | Dishwasher Safe |
| Origin | USA Made |
| Wax | All-Natural Coconut, Beeswax, Soy Blend |
| Scent | Naturally scented with beeswax and coconut |
| Wick | FSC-Certified wood whisper wick |
| Make | Poured by hand |
USA
Flat Rate $7.95
Orders $40+ ship for free
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International
Shipping is available to most countries. See details at checkout.
If you're shipping to Europe, Asia, the Middle East, or Oceania, please check out our European website for lower shipping rates and quicker delivery times.
Frequently Asked Questions
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Because our candles are made with natural wax, they are inclined to melt in transit when the weather is warm. In order to ensure you get a candle, not a box of melted wax, we only ship candles during cooler months.
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When your order arrives, open it up and take a look. If anything isn't as expected, got damaged in transit, or doesn't fit properly, let us know and we'll make it right.
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Shipping is available to most countries. Simply select your country at checkout.
Shipping FAQIf you're shipping to Europe, please check out our EU website for lower shipping rates and quicker delivery times.
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