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A Prayer For Useful Data Cocktail Candle

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You’ve tried everything else, you’ve begged, bargained and pleaded with the gods of good data, so here’s a candle to light when you just need one good data set. What harm could it do? This candle is 100% as effective as prayer and guaranteed to work! …and if it doesn’t, rinse with boiling water, fill with whiskey and toast to a good try.

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Light the candle and enjoy its warm glow. Afterwards, rinse with boiling water and you have yourself a whiskey glass! Each glass features an elegant design evoking exploration in your devoted field. They are hand-poured with a natural, pure burning blend of coconut, soy and beeswax and ignitable by wooden wick. 100% USA made & dishwasher safe.

Since these candles are poured by hand, some imperfections are natural and are part of the character of each unique piece. See our blog for more information.

Volume 11 oz
Height 3.5"
Width 3.25"
Material Glass
Care Dishwasher Safe
Origin USA Made
Wax All-Natural Coconut, Beeswax, Soy Blend
Scent Naturally scented with beeswax and coconut
Wick FSC-Certified wood whisper wick
Make Poured by hand
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LM
06/26/2023
Linda M.
United States United States

Gift for daughter-in-law

She was thrilled with the whimsical candle as she is collecting data for her doctorate. Just a sweet add-on to her recent birthday gift of impersonal $$. So fun!!

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06/02/2023
Virginia C.
United States United States

Great gift

Definitely got a good laugh out of the PhD student in our house.

JT
01/22/2023
Jen T.
United States United States

The best gift I have given in years

My scientist dad is very hard to get gifts for. When I saw the Useful Data candle I knew it would be a hit. He loves it!

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