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Great Beards of Science Graphic Tee (Oatmeal) - XS

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Whether you’re the beardy sort, yourself, or merely a pogonophile, you'd look dashing in a Great Beards of Science Tee Shirt.

Back in the day, men not only had beards, they had whiskers, muttonchops, and great billowing tufts in the form of spikes, spades, rhomboids, or villainous twirls. (And let’s give a shout out to those ground-breaking bearded ladies!)

Yes, a hirsute individual could sport a veritable arboretum of facial hair, and scientists were among the most flamboyant and fashionable of the lot.

Now that we’ve witnessed the resurgence of the mustache (“the training wheels of facial hair”), the beard is the phenotype whose time has come (back)!

This Great Beards of Science Tee features many scientists who could rock a beard. Hurrah for those hipsters of wisdom!


Leonardo da Vinci (polymath)
Thomas Henry Huxley (biologist)
Johannes Kepler (mathematician, astronomer)
Ernst Mach (physicist)
August Kekulé (organic chemist)
Daniel Hale Williams (physician)
Herbert Spencer (biologist, anthropologist)
Gilbert Lewis (physical chemist)
Ivan Pavlov (physiologist)
Charles Darwin (naturalist, geologist, biologist)
George Washington Carver (agricultural scientist)
Dmitri Mendeleev (chemist)
Thomas Chrowder Chamberlin (geologist)
Edward Bouchet (physicist)
Alexander Graham Bell (engineer & inventor)
John Tyndall (physicist)
Robert Bunsen (chemist)
Walther Hermann Nernst (chemist)
Galileo Galilei (astronomer, physicist)
Alexander Murray (geologist)
Sir William Crookes (chemist & physicist)
James Clerk Maxwell (mathematical physics)
Norbert Rillieux (chemical engineer, inventor)
Alfred Nobel (chemist, engineer, inventor)
If you're looking for a shirt celebrating fabulous ladies of science, fear not, look here.

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Bought as a gift for my nuclear engineer brother in law. He loves it! Looks just like the picture and is great quality. Fits as expected. Liked his so much I turned around and bought some other things for myself haha! Will continue to shop from this sustainable company with unique and beautiful designs!

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