Holiday Survival Guide: Big Brown Bat Card - Cognitive Surplus - 1
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Holiday Survival Guide: Big Brown Bat - Custom Note

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There are lots of ways to get through the holiday season, what's your style?

Survive the holidays like a Big Brown Bat, hibernate and skip it completely!

The Big Brown Bat's Guide to the Holidays:

Step 1
Load up on snacks.

Step 2
Slow your breathing to once every 8 minutes.

Step 3
Let your body temp drop down as low as 30ºF. 

Step 4
Don't move a muscle and wait for spring!

One of the true hibernators, big brown bats survive winter by finding an underground cave and sleeping it out. As it starts to get cold they spend their time storing up as much fat as they can, and then once settled in their winter roost, they don't get up until spring.

  • Blank inside.
  • 4.5″x6″ folded
  • Eco-friendly FSC-certified paper
  • Recycled kraft envelope
  • Packaged in compostable polybags
  • Made in the USA

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